Audge

After careful observation, i have listed a short amount of things i think make you a successful college student. Or maybe....not. 

-Wear all dark clothes and walk around the dark streets of provo. especially in front of cars.
-ask endless rhetorical questions.
-have no common sense. don't even think about trying to understand a simple thing.
-say you're going to do your hw. then don't do it. (guilty as charged)
-don't be observant. don't read newspapers. don't listen to teachers. heck, why don't you just not talk to people in general.
-argue everything. because THAT's definitely going to get you somewhere in life.
-ask questions in class that really have nothing to do with the lecture. that's the best way to learn things.
-ride your bike. on the road. with college drivers. let's be honest, no one likes bikers.
-complain about your 6 credits (all GE's) you're taking while the next person is taking 16 credits AND working 20 hours a week. *true story.
-talk really loudly on your phone in the library. despite the fact that it is the no shhh zone. go ahead and yell your head off. I really care about what your mom told your aunt yesterday.
-post your life woes on facebook, twitter, whatever. just tell me everything bad that's going on in your life and then expect me to comment on it.
-tailgate me. just do it. no one REALLY cares right?
-put your feet on the head of the chair in front of you. Don't worry, that person in the seat really doesn't care that your smelly feet are in their hair.


Moral of this? Don't do any of this. :)

Song of the Day: Always on My Mind----Michael Buble