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It has been reported that Audrey Ogden, student at Brigham Young University and current resident at King Henry Apartments in Provo, UT, has become social. With other people. That she hasn't known since high school. Eye witnesses have testified that she seemed to be enjoying herself immensely, and that the social life treats her well.
In a personal interview she said, and I quote, "You know the key to my success? Psych. Just bring them to watch Psych. It's a winner. And some food. It seems to do the trick."
She also suggests being yourself. And to not worry about if people judge you. Because they usually aren't. Crazy right?
We will continue to follow her progress to see where this social life leads her, and if indeed she will continue to thrive in this environment.
OTHER TOP STORIES
It was recently posted that said student above scored 100% on her past Economics homework.
It has been said that she may or may not have fainted at the scene, but witnesses say she will recover
from this shock. This small miracle proves that there are indeed angels at work today.
There have been complaints from Apt. 25 that they are frustrated with their mail services. Recently, the occupants checked the mail, but were disappointed to find nothing in the box. Not even ads. They did not even get the privilege of throwing away useless ads. Reporters state that they then cursed the mail for no ads the rest of the way home.
SPORTS
Due to the recent wave of "Riley Up" enthusiasm, and the fact that BYU's offense has decided to start playing like a team, some students have decided that it would be okay to keep Riley Nelson (quarterback, #13, awesome). Anyone who can score on the first drive of the game, and then the second probably has some potential. Our advice to the coaches would be, "Don't give a 7th chance to Jake, keep Riley and keep working."
WEATHER
The weather has taken some usual turns lately. From 85 degrees to low 40s within a matter of days. Rain. Snow topped mountains. Mother Nature then decided to take pity on us and give us some REAL fall weather this week, which has proved to be, as the critics have said, "Delightful!" "Two Thumbs Up!" "Magical beyond belief...."
Don't get too comfortable folks, who knows when the beauty could end.
ENTERTAINMENT
Shawn and Gus are back. Tonight. 11 pm. Be there, or the Psychic powers will find you.
*********THIS CONCLUDES OUR NEWS INTERRUPTION FOR THE DAY********
Song of the Day: Mountain and the Sea---Ingrid Michaelson
She also suggests being yourself. And to not worry about if people judge you. Because they usually aren't. Crazy right?
We will continue to follow her progress to see where this social life leads her, and if indeed she will continue to thrive in this environment.
OTHER TOP STORIES
It was recently posted that said student above scored 100% on her past Economics homework.
It has been said that she may or may not have fainted at the scene, but witnesses say she will recover
from this shock. This small miracle proves that there are indeed angels at work today.
There have been complaints from Apt. 25 that they are frustrated with their mail services. Recently, the occupants checked the mail, but were disappointed to find nothing in the box. Not even ads. They did not even get the privilege of throwing away useless ads. Reporters state that they then cursed the mail for no ads the rest of the way home.
SPORTS
Due to the recent wave of "Riley Up" enthusiasm, and the fact that BYU's offense has decided to start playing like a team, some students have decided that it would be okay to keep Riley Nelson (quarterback, #13, awesome). Anyone who can score on the first drive of the game, and then the second probably has some potential. Our advice to the coaches would be, "Don't give a 7th chance to Jake, keep Riley and keep working."
WEATHER
The weather has taken some usual turns lately. From 85 degrees to low 40s within a matter of days. Rain. Snow topped mountains. Mother Nature then decided to take pity on us and give us some REAL fall weather this week, which has proved to be, as the critics have said, "Delightful!" "Two Thumbs Up!" "Magical beyond belief...."
Don't get too comfortable folks, who knows when the beauty could end.
ENTERTAINMENT
Shawn and Gus are back. Tonight. 11 pm. Be there, or the Psychic powers will find you.
*********THIS CONCLUDES OUR NEWS INTERRUPTION FOR THE DAY********
Song of the Day: Mountain and the Sea---Ingrid Michaelson
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