Audge

I would just like to inform the world that I, Audrey Suzzanne Ogden, will not be indulging herself in the thing that which we mortals call FACEBOOK. This will be occuring from today, the fifth day in the twelfth month of the year through the seventeenth day in the twelfth month of the year. I shall not login in. I shall not text. I shall not speak of it. Until that day.

Reason?

Because Audrey Suzzanne Ogden must pass life. And she has two weeks to do it.

If you would like to contact Audrey, she suggests by means of cellular phone, face-to-face contact, email, or letter by dove. If it proves to be an emergency, please call 911. They can help more than herself.

Thank you for your time.

Happy Holidays

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