Audge

So, I was conversing with my mother yesterday. and she wanted me to update my blog. so here it is. :)

Part First:

Quick review. This week is finally over..ish. It's the weekend. It counts. But let's see. Audrey worked. Audrey went to school. Audrey did homework. Now for the fun stuff. Audrey did TAEBO. Every..day. Except Thursday. Picture a cardio work out from the 90's with a giant Black Man. Let's just say that nothing else can compare. nothing. i'm already ten times stronger then you. so i would consider doing it if i were you. youtube. it's the world for a college student.
wednesday was a coloring night. audrey, kenzi, and pricilla colored. audrey and kenzi remembered how much they love crayons (CRAYons). pricilla made fun of their obsession. but aside from that, let's just say that numerous inside jokes came out of this coloring session. and because of the therapeutic nature of coloring, we will be enjoying coloring every wednesday night. epic.
ALSO. Audrey got her humanities test back. her hardest test thus far. and guess what? yeah. she ROCKED it. A+. Thank you. it was the best thing EVER.

Audrey hates freshman bundles.

Part Second:

Pet Peeve. When you decide to go to bed early (that being like 11:30pm) and your phone is happily charging on the desk. You have it on because it serves as your fourth alarm (because you need four alarms). You are comfortably laying your bed. sleep is coming around the corner. you are just about knocked out for the next six hours when suddenly.......baDING.......... The mario coin goes off. *You may be wondering why mario? Well Audrey's text message alert is the sound of Mario getting a coin.* Sooo you ignore it. You need sleep.

Five minutes later....

....baaaDING!.....You ignore it again, yet this time grunting in your bed for people to go away. Another century later (five minutes), once again in the stage of ALMOST sleep, thinking of how much you wish you had hot pancakes waiting for you in the morning.........

.....baDING..............baDING........baDING.........

You then throw your pillow at the door. slump off your bed. curse clocky (your first alarm) as you step on him. feel your way to the end of the room and open your phone. Text 1: Yup! Text 2: Congratulations! You've won! Text 3: Sweet! Text 4: 1/2 off Roxberry tomorrow!!
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I am not going to dictate what happened next. But the thoughts going through your mind are 1) Who are you? And why did I text you? 2) Awesome. Your face. Go Away. 3) I'm not that sweet right now. 4) THERE IS NO ROXBERRY IN PROVO! SO DON'T MAKE MY SUFFERING ANY WORSE!
You then walk back to bed. Stepping on clocky once more. Then land on your pillow. Glance at the clock. 12:05. Awesome. So much for extra sleep.

Moral of the Story: Never text Audrey when she's tired and in bed. And yes, I expect you to know that Audrey is in bed at all times. Don't bug her.

Well, on a happier note, I (Audrey is now speaking in 1st person) had chicken nuggets for lunch. :) And yesterday I went to the girls volleyball game with Brett and Erika. Let's just say, we have good times together. Even when Brett sits between Erika and I. And Brett is sick. And Audrey wears normal clothes. And Erika is cheering loudly for the other team. Good times. :)

Over N' Out

Song of the Day: Elevator---David Archuleta (aka Beautiful Man)